Anonyma internetmissbrukare (OBS humor)

Hittade det här 12-stegsprogrammet för internetmissbrukare. OBS att det här är på skoj.

1. We admitted we were powerless over our computer .


2. We came to believe that a power outside our monitor could restore us to sanity


3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of HTML re~programming as we understood it


4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves via Yahoo, Netscape or the favourite browser of our choice.


5. We admitted to our hard~drive, our mailing list, the attendees in various chatrooms and ourselves, the exact nature of our technical ineptitude.


6. We were entirely ready to be HTML re~programmed to remove all these technical ineptitudes .


7. We humbly asked our cyber~sponsor (see advertising at the bottom of this page for certified sponsors) to remove our ineptitude.


8. We made a list of all cyberpals we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all .


9. We made direct amends to such cyberpals (via chatrooms, e~mail, Honorary websites, signature subliminals, cyber~poetry, etc.) wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others (or our modems!)


10. We continued to take personal inventory of our ineptitude, and when we were wrong, promptly blamed our software, hard~drive, manuals, friends, cyberspace, the phone company, etc. etc.


11. We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with HTML, as we understood (or lacked thereof) HTML, praying only for the knowledge of HTML and the power (and eptitude) to carry that out.


12. Having had a technical awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other Internet Addicts (furthering our addiction and creating a need to work these steps) and to practice these principles in all our electronic correspondence!

Hämtat från Internet Anonymous, en liten skämtsam sida om alltför mycket internetsurfande.


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